[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Kid im going to give you a little advice here okay?
No one is giving you a mew for a shuckle
No one is giving you a genesect for an onix
You’re not getting shit for that pikachu
Stop making it impossible to trade on the gts, you little shits.
I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.
tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids
i want to show them it
then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team
*shy but actually a sex freak*